This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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don’t tell me that one direction don’t care about their fans when they purchased food and had it sent down to the fans waiting outside their hotel


(via nicotine-and-nostalgia)

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[Puts metaphor in mouth]

you see, its a cigarette

(via nicotine-and-nostalgia)

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My favorite story about the I Don’t Care video is that the people Patrick and Joe are dropping water balloons on are the fans that were waiting to get in the video shoot. They had NO idea they were above them and were about to drop water balloons on them. God bless. 

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